Ok so I know a lot of people have stopped checking our blog because I don't post often, sorry, I'm terrible I know. Nothing very interesting has happened lately but I was checking my email today and I got the most hilarious email from my sister that I had to post it. Now I'm sure a lot of you have heard or read about this but I could read it over and over again I think it so funny! Enjoy.....

---If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope
you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably
the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We
have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most
embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner
described her worst first date experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite
cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside
Salt Lake City , Utah .
It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and
had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful
until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she
did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going,
there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her
go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing,
so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for
traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from
peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt
despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young
lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's
fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately
came to mind as she attempted to disengage her
flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand
new problem, due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she
answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a
reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some
assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself
with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his
eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and
when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed
her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they
also were faced with a real problem.
Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from
the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked
the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize
hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. 'And you
thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'
Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was
sitting next to her on the Leno show.